Quotes About Mismatch

I think, a lot of times, we find ourselves in a relationship where we are on two different pages.

When I use my vocal cords, it kind of feels like what it feels like when you put your shoes on the wrong foot.

I make a lot of mistakes. One time I mixed dark blue and black in a suit.

It just wasn't the right fit at Bournemouth. I wasn't suited to their style.

Man runs about restless and in pain when his condition or the objects about him do not fully match his thought.

Milo's mustache was unfortunate because the separated halves never matched.

I got into a fight with Walt Disney: I always pick the wrong people to fight with.

And you look like you're going to a bar mitzvah at the Ponderosa.

I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split.

Reality is infinite and we are finite and so there is a necessary mismatch between our knowledge of the world and the world itself.

He was playing chess and she was sucking at checkers.

My brain won't stretch to this right now. It doesn't fit!

Sadly, the timing's never been right. There have been men who would have married me but I didn't feel the same, and vice versa.

Here we are, a man and a woman, both wanting the same things, and yet, you aren't attracted to me.

Most people... find a disorientating mismatch between the long-term nature of their liabilities and the increasingly short-term nature of their assets.

They made Lennie feel like an actor who has wandered into the wrong play.

I'm not a matchmaker. I'm a horrible matchmaker. I always try. I'm not very good.

My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.

I am, out of the ladies' company, like a fish out of the water.

But alpacas don't lay eggs!

That seemed dangerous. If your internal map of reality doesn't match external conditions, bad things happen.

Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't it?

He was an old sock and she was a glass slipper

Bringing Marcus to Findlay would be like bringing a bazooka to a Tupperware party.