Quotes About Self-care

Never get out of bed before noon.

to whom it may concern: please phone me for appointments when you want to see me. I will not answer unsolicited knocks upon the door. I need time to do my work. I will not allow you to murder my work. please understand that what keeps me alive will make me a better person toward and for you when we finally meet under easy and unstrained conditions.

People need me. I fill them. If they can't see me for a while they get desperate, they get sick. But if I see them too often I get sick. It's hard to feed without getting fed.

I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn't a nightmare. I don't hate people. I just feel better when they aren't around.

but please if you feel that way don't phone don't write don't arrive

play the piano she says it's not good for you not to write.

Exercise makes you look better naked. So does Tequila. Your choice.

Some far day when she had become a better person and could feel something besides stinging anger that her beautiful, gentle sister had not protected herself more carefully against a world of threat.

you should always be doing something that satisfies you, what makes you feel good inside.

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart?

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

Treat yourself the way you treat the person you love most in the world. Get on your own team.

I read somewhere that in order to be of use to others, you need to clean out your own injuries.

I don't know who thought up waxing, but it was clearly the same person who invented Vicodin.

We agreed on the basic Brazilian—right after I downed a Vicodin. I don't know who thought up waxing, but it was clearly the same person who invented Vicodin. Finally, the Tuesday of my

I find excessive showering just for the hell of it overrated. I believe people who shower twice a day are hiding a secret.

Sometimes, we do things that are bad for us in an effort to cope with problems.

if you want to live an authentic, meaningful life, you need to master the art of disappointing and upsetting others, hurting feelings, and living with the reality that some people just won't like you. It may not be easy, but it's essential if you want your life to reflect your deepest desires, values, and needs.

you want to live an authentic, meaningful life, you need to master the art of disappointing and upsetting others, hurting feelings, and living with the reality that some people just won't like you. It may not be easy, but it's essential if you want your life to reflect your deepest desires, values, and needs.

You will be with you longer than anyone else on the planet, so why not make it a good relationship?

Funny, but after years of practicing Extreme Self-Care, I've realized something ironic: if you want to live an authentic, meaningful life, you need to master the art of disappointing and upsetting others, hurting feelings, and living with the reality that some people just won't like you. It

Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.

PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE I have so much to do today. I can't possibly get it all done, so I'm not going to start.