Quotes About Toilet

There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

I'm aware that New York is a toilet bowl–but an expensive porcelain one.

Oh really? How about Ms. Longdon, who swore her toilet was haunted?" said Sabrina.

There's something horrible in the toilet!" Daphne shouted. "Yeah, I think I forgot to flush," Puck said. "Not that! A little man," Granny Relda said. "Oh," Puck said. "That's just Seamus.

On the way out of the bathroom, he stopped to put the toilet seat down. You're going to break my heart, Ford Winter , she thought.

Go ahead and invest a tad bit more and get a good quality, high-rise toilet. It will pay for itself in short order because they can flush bricks and gravel.

1. By flushing the sperm down the toilet, you flush the lucky ones. Lucky ones considering the economic situation. 2. With inflation rising, a person starts a serious relationship with a masturbator.