Quotes About Comical

For the first few months, I was a comically inept parent. The first night home from the hospital, I held her bare body against my bare chest until a friend who was a doctor came by and asked what I was doing, and told me to put some clothes on that baby.

My parents are cartoons. When they come up and visit, they're hilarious. My mother somehow finds a way to get in the way of everything.

I would like a comedy. A comedy would be nice.

Sal and I were in the mall just shopping, and we're walking through this retail store and little old lady goes 'NO! You're not gonna get at me.' We were just shopping. She was looking for cameras, she was like 'I know who you are, you crazies!' and she walked away from us.

Okay. So...serious wedgie...

Instead of a sneeze, what emerged sounded like an elephant strangling on a trumpet.

Smee, you are a supreme idjit." "Aye, Cap'n.

Mark Carwardine's role, essentially, was to be the one who knew what he was talking about. My role, and one for which I was entirely qualified, was to be an extremely ignorant non-zoologist to whom everything that happened would come as a complete surprise.

Well, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I'm not married to.

My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.

My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.

And then the squirrel ran up my legs searching for nuts.' I nearly spewed my coffee and my eyes went wide as I jerked my head around to stare at Daniel. He gave me a wry grin and chuckled. 'I thought that would get your attention.

For the others, it was still just a tale, like all the tales we told, night by night, tales comical and strange, tales heroic and awe-inspiring, the tales that formed the fabric of our spirits.

On her daughter's pet rabbit: I don't think he liked being in a cage and wouldn't stop masturbating and humping his bowl.

Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?

If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.

For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.

My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

... had to pee like a racehorse at an Iced Tea convention.

funny-faced noodle-brain!

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake.

Comedy is very effortless.

You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up.