Quotes About Wit

You gotta keep the funny intact.

All genuinely intellectual work is humorous.

I love a guy who knows who he is, can make me laugh, and challenges me intellectually.

The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or cool, that doesn't do it for me either. You just try to be funny.

In my stories, whenever there's somebody wonderful and charming and bright and intelligent, that's me!

I like intelligent comedies.

'Housefull' is not a 'leave your brains behind' kind of a film. It has a very intelligent screenplay.

Newt Gingrich is a very intelligent man, if he says so himself.

I never say a funny thing intentionally.

I try to be smart with my comedy. Generally, it devolves into bathroom humour. I describe my comedy as, 'I have the best intentions, but usually it fails.'

It wasn't the way he looked that made him impossible. It was what he said. It was his sense of humor. He would not resist a pun. And any man who will not resist a pun will never lie up-pun me.

It wasn't the way he looked that made him impossible. It was what he said. It was his sense of humor. He would not resist a pun. And any man who will not resist a pun will never lie up-pun me.

Laughter is the deadliest weapon of all: with laughter you can murder anything, even murder.

Trump: "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd poison your tea!" Clinton: "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd drink it!"

You haven't the brains God gave a cow,

Generosity without delicacy, like wit without judgement, generally gives as much pain as pleasure.

La inteligencia debe saber reír.

Is it about a bicycle?

My main point is to be funny if I can slip a message in there, fine.

I don't have a very quick sense of humor.

Favorite animal: steak.

If wits were pins, the man would be a veritable hedgehog.

Show me how clever you can be, Faith.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.