Quotes About Wit

I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them.

That night as I lay in bed, I thought of several things I could have said and mourned the fact that my wit usually bloomed late, peaking when it no longer mattered, during the solitary hours close to midnight.

yea dost thou fall upon thy face? thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit!

I think the sexiest thing on anybody is intelligence. I respect somebody who has a brain and wants to use it more than a pretty face and status.

For those whose wit becomes the mother of villainy, those it educates to be evil in all things.

On his gravestone): "I told you I was ill".

How long was I in the Army? Five foot eleven.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

Ferdy, you're a genius!" "That's what all the girls say," said Ferdy. "Boys, too, actually.

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Klug sein hat noch nie einen Menschen an Dummheiten gehindert.

Di questi tempi è duro far gli spiritosi se non si è miliardari.

Flora sighed. It was curious that persons who lived what the novelists call a rich emotional life always seemed to be a bit slow on the uptake.

Far less envy in America than in France, and far less wit.

Wit lasts no more than two centuries.

When I say 'friends,' I use that term loosely, as I don't actually have any.

Perhaps it is a secret yearning of all Hallmark employees to use the phrase 'you big fat pain in the butt' in an anniversary card.

Me no read. Look how smart me is.

Truth and beauty can still win battles. We need more art, more passion, more wit in defense of the Earth.

You should tell the truth as often as you can, but in such a way as people don't believe you or think that you're being funny.

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

For the thinker the world is a thought; for the wit, an image; for the enthusiast, a dream; for the inquirer, truth.

Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.

I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation.