Quotes About Wit

Daniel Webster struck me much like a steam engine in trousers.

He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.

He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop.

You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.

An unemployed court jester is nobody's fool.

When a battle of wits begins between two people, the smarter of the two will concede knowing that the other person is unable to see any point of view other than their own.

U was zawsze ironia i ironia.

I'm not sarcastic. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

Jeg tror jammen at du endelig har beseiret meg, svarte han med et humoristisk glimt i øyet.

Ah, dammit to hell and blast and nonspecific fornication" I said, when the rivet went shooting off into the grass again. "Is everyone OK with that?" "What's wrong with nonspecific fornication?" Abby demanded. "I don't like my fornication specific.

I wouldn't say the carpet matches the curtains there," someone else says.

grunt, and Lady Elinor smiled, confident that branding me a scholar would be enough to keep the gentleman

Like many men of deep humor, he made the error of believing that every man was also endowed with it. So, when he sometimes ventured a wry or jocular remark to some acquaintance, to lift the sombreness of these days, the remark was repeated eagerly as an evidence of his hard-heartedness or frivolity or even foolishness.

A girl who is interesting and educated and can spark conversation - I find that extremely sexy.

You sparkle with larceny.

If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.

I don't like speaking publicly when I don't have to be funny.

I have an aversion to comedy where everybody speaks in punchlines.

I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.

Paul Rudd has a very specific brand of humor.

I like comedy that's very specific and isn't afraid to lose people through its specificity.