Quotes About Wit

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

Trying to be funny is one of the hardest things on the planet. I think that's tough for everyone. If you're just naturally funny it's a hell of a lot easier.

Comedy is a meritocracy. If you are funny, you are there. If you are not, you are out.

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!"

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.

one doesn't interrupt a beautiful girl unless one is going to be funny.

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

It's usually the funny comments which are the better ones - and they are good for the game.

I don't just randomly kill people... I kill people when it's funny.

I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke.

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.

But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.

A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door - he's the person who opens a door funny.

I don't think of any sentence as a "one-liner", but I do pay attention to how people actually speak when they are being funny. Rhythm is key.

Ben Stiller isn't funny - honest. Ben Stiller is very funny, and smart, and cute, too, in a neurotic, New York kind of way.

I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.

If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.

The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.

I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays.

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."

If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could write a better song on the walls.