Quotes About Wit

Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that's awesome.

Stuart Rojstaczer writes with enormous wit, style and empathy, and The Mathematician's Shiva is a big-hearted, rollickingly funny novel that's impossible to put down. A tremendous debut.

I know you can be funny without being filthy.

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

Anyone who is funny and doesn't take herself to seriously is attractive to me

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

Humor comes from self-confidence.

Take back the beauty and wit you bestow upon me; leave me my own mediocrity of agreeableness and genius, but leave me also my sincerity, my constancy, and my plain dealing; 'tis all I have to recommend me to the esteem either of others or myself.

I'm gonna go stand outside. So if anybody asks, you can just say I'm outstanding!

A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called

Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.

A joke is a very serious thing

Gags die, humor doesn't

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies

The world is tough, women inspire the world with their kindness, wit and courage.

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

Today I sent out a text saying, 'Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?' 12 people called me...I need smarter friends.

Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to.

If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between sh.. and syphilis in the dictionary.

I think I have always had a little humor.

I can take care of myself. I've got plenty of potions. If he comes back again, I'll turn him into a frog and feed him to a duck.