Quotes About Wit

Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met.

You know the Dutch, they're always a bit funny... some of them.

Keep your sense of humor. Stay funny.

Ohh, how clever," Aden said and clapped. "A death threat. You know what's funny? That's not even my first of the day.

Everybody funny, now you funny too.

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.

I observe everything around me and when something hits me and it's funny, that's what I talk about. I'm a more observational kind of comic.

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

He had a defect, which to a comic might be fatal. He wasn't funny.

Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?

British humour is very cruel. It's my favourite kind of humour; if it isn't cruel and funny it doesn't really cut the cake for me.

By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.

It's just thinking of funny things that will amuse us and entertain us and we'll come and do it.

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

I just want to be known as funny.

I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. And when you're very, very happy, you're not very funny. You're just happy. I'd rather be damaged and funny.

The kind of über-objective is to make people laugh. You always have to have that in the back of your mind, "Eh, I've got to figure out a way to make this funny."

Stupid is never that entertaining. You can be stupid and sexy, stupid and funny but he's just plain stupid. That is not remarkable, that's what I mean.

I have a great ability to improvise verbally and I am very funny on a dime.

I was always pretty funny with my friends.

You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind.

Just because you're funny doesn't mean you get to be cruel.

My way of looking at the world is that if it is true, it is funny and it is dark. No matter how dark it is, I just think it is funny. I can't help it.

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.