Quotes About Wit

Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you.

being funny is actually all about thinking "what if ?" in a creative way.

Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)

Want a little cheese with that whine, maestro?

I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you.

Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me.

Shocked to see me?" I drawl at them, chuckling at the horrific joke.

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.

Good shot.""Not really. I was aiming for his balls.

Oh, so your middle finger has a mind of its own then?" Alex asked with an amused look.I glared at him and said, "Yeah, and she was just sticking up for me

Isn't he cute? That he thinks he has a sense of humour?

Analysis is soul of thought and ghost of wit.

You're boring me, M'Ordant. Go away." V'Aidan"You can't be bored." M'Ordant"And a good thing, too, since I'd no doubt perish from it while in your company." V'Aidan

I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

My dad was a very funny man - he's the one who taught me life would be awfully hard without humor! I'm sure his Irish wit in some way influenced my decision to become an actress.

Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

When the age is in, the wit is out.