Quotes About Wit

Don't you think almost anything can be funny? Almost anything.

Sometimes I was so funny I couldn't stand myself.

You must never imagine, that just because something is funny, it is not also dangerous.

I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss that.

I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny.

I really enjoy Martin Sheen - he is very unexpectedly funny, very quick.

So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.

I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.

I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes.

Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?

The British are so funny.

I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.

Nom, do say something funny so she can admire!

Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.

The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.

I took a baby shower.

The only guaranteed way to make something not very funny is to make it vague.

When people come in to act on the show, we say, "Just be extremely dry and not funny. Let the idea be the joke." That holds true through a lot of our stuff.

I've got a sponge front door. Hey, don't knock it.

I'm really funny now.

There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.