Quotes About Wit

I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.

Wit is educated insolence.

Humor is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.

That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

It's best if you can do things with a sense of humor and finesse.

You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.

A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.

I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

If you've got the comedy eye, you can look at any situation and see the humor in it while others don't.

The best humor is offered up to you by the stupidity of your opponents.

There are many things we can live without but a sense of humor is not one of them!

The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that's probably why they're the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.

Humor is the only reason to live.

My coping mechanism with my dyslexia is to use wit and humor.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

There are just certain things that turn my head. It may be a girl's sense of humor, it may be her wit, or her belief system; it could be a lot of different things.

Wit and humor belong to genius alone.

Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

I like girls with a good sense of humor.

All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.

When asked in his late 90s if his doctor knew he still smoked, Burns said, 'No ... he's dead.'