Quotes About Wit

I had these slinky eyes and a sense of humor.

Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.

To my mind, a well-developed sense of humor is the surest indication of a person's humanity, no matter how black and bitter that humor may be.

Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.

Another day gone and no jokes.

Humor is when the joke's on you but hits the other fellow first -- before it boomerangs.

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.

Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer.

Sometimes I... No, I don't.

To be clever in the afternoon argues that one is dining nowhere in the evening.

Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.

The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.

I prefer to make up my own quotes and attribute them to very smart people, so that I can use them to win arguments

This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.

It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!

The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.

An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.

So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'. He said 'You're closest.'

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.

Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.

Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.

I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.