Quotes About Wit

I have a really dark, rich, thick sense of humor.

The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.

A good sense of humor will get you everywhere.

With a sense of humor like that, you could make a living as a garbage man anywhere in the country.

Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen

Perfect, just what I need this morning, another episode in battle of the wits.

Well, the only reason we're friends is because you can rock a tweed suit, " she informed, tone mock serious. "So if you want to keep me around, I expect more tweed.

Penny was a very pretty, witty and brave girl, as bold as a Marine platoon storming Iwo Jima.

All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge.

They say curiosity killed the cat but I am unconcerned. I am smarter, though slightly less evil, than any cat.

The most diplomatic statement you can use for the person you hate:"If I would have water, and you would be on fire, ...I would drink IT.

How do you live with yourself, Lord Arrogant?" "Very easily, Lady Difficult. I find myself quitecharming.

He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.

My comebacks aren't nearly as sharp as my shiv. Come inside and I'll show you.

There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden's brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.

When people ask how old I am, I just tell them twenty-one, and if they assume I mean years instead of decades or centuries, then that can't be my fault, can it?

It's not cold in here, you're just dying.

What life is to humor, humor is to life.

All right, I'll wait another two thousand years to make jokes about my evilness.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.

Snark is a fabulous defense mechanism.

Wit, after all, is the unfailing symptom of intelligence.

I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.

I don't think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn't sound like the kind of thing I'd do.