Quotes About Wit

His sense of humor is purely cheap vaudeville, yet everyone falls for it.

I like girls who are funny with a warped sense of humor.

I could tell you what my good qualities are. There's my honesty; I have a very wacky, kind of dry humor that a lot of people don't get to see.

I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me.

being funny is a way of being liked and a way of dealing with sadness.

Remember that the wit, humour, and jokes of most mixed companies are local. They thrive in that particular soil, but will not often bear transplanting.

We don't appreciate the value of humor sometimes.

The people you like when you meet them and while you know them, and the people you remember fondly, are invariably people who have a sense of comedy, not just a sense of humor.

Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.

So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"

That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek.

Laughing at ones own attempt at humor while saying things just come to me should be punishable by death.

I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of humor I like. I like the goofy one-liner type stuff.

It's terrible to write what are essentially comedies for people with no sense of humor. Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, but observably not.

When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Humor wades across a brook, wit jumps over it.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

Girls want to be with guys who have a sense of humor-it makes them far more attractive to us.

Humor is necessary - it allows the reader to come up for air before dunking them under again. I need humor and I need it on the page to keep the reader going.

For doing comedy, a sense of humor is a must!

I like books that are funny, but that aren't trying to be funny. I like situational humor.

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.

The first thing I look for is the humor, because you can tell what the character's fears and insecurities are through the humor.

Many true words are spoken in jest.