Quotes About Wit

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.

My sense of humor lies a little closer to the middle.

What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.

I have a sense of humor, and sometimes it gets me into trouble.

I do not have a sense of humor of any recognizable sort.

When a chick has a sense of humor, there's nothing more attractive.

Wit is the flower of the imagination.

It is a certain rule that wit and passion are entirely incompatible. When the affections are moved, there is no place for the imagination.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

Funny women are honest women.

There is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness of wit.

Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?

Less judgment than wit is more sail than ballast.

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.

Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.

I don't suffer fools, and I like to see fools suffer.

Flirting is conversational chemistry.

Windows 95 is what Rube Goldberg would have designed if he'd studied cartooning at M.I.T.

Is this true or only clever?