Quotes About Wit

I've never been a dirty comic.

I like an English sense of humor: dry, dirty, a little bit off. That's kind of my taste.

I'd love to dive into a comedy.

My wife is very stealth-funny. She'll come out with something when I'm not expecting it, and it'll just kill me.

I think a lot of comedy is about making fun of people at the expense of somebody.

But I was always comedic and would tell stories and use a lot of expressions.

Chris Rock, I think is pretty brilliant, and Amy Schumer's fabulous.

Comedy is not something that a person can fake or learn how to do.

Personally, I just tease people a lot.

I like questions that tee me up to make weird jokes, frankly.

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.

To this day, if you gave me $1,000, I really can't stand up - You can tell a joke. You're a good storyteller and a good joke teller.

I'm too busy thinking what I'm going to say next to remember what I've said, but my staff tells me I'm sometimes funny. Not always on purpose, though.

On telly, if it's not the right kind of show, I revert back to my 'Girlie Show' persona, become this daft, bawdy caricature of myself and I'm not actually like that, I'm actually quite - not clever, but smart with my words.

Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.

She asked me why I always had something flip to say. I said that I didn't know, but having been blessed with the gift, I felt obliged to use it.

Surviving dangerous times require a sense of humor.

She is a woman of an excellent assurance, and an extraordinary happy wit, and tongue. Ben Jonson, Epicoene, or The Silent Woman

Erudite, for a woman who confuses "you're" and "your" and goes in for random capitalisation.' 'We can't all be literary geniuses,' said Robin reproachfully. 'Thank Christ for that, from all I'm hearing about them.

It takes great wit and interest and energy to be happy. The pursuit of happiness is a great activity. One must be open and alive. It is the greatest feat man has to accomplish.

If your IQ was one point lower, you'd be a plant,' was Steve's only comment.

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comic cynicism

Subtle wits like to refresh themselves with a whiff of mild indecency.