Quotes About Wit

You know what, Reynart,' Geralt suddenly said. 'I also prefer you as you are now. Talking normally. Back in October you were using infuriating, moronic mannerisms.' ''Pon my word, Witcher, I'm a knight errant,' chortled Reynart de Bois-Fresnes. 'Have you forgotten? Knights always talk like morons.

Ty, kapcanie, gdyby? w zupie po?kn?? karalucha, to w kiszkach wi?cej by? mia? rozumu ani?eli w g?owie.

You aren't a monster, Nivellen," the witcher said dryly. "Pox, that's something new. So what am I? Cranberry pudding? A flock of wild geese flying south on a sad November morning? No? Maybe I'm the virtue that a miller's buxom daughter lost in spring? Well, Geralt, tell me what I am. Can't you see I'm shaking with curiosity?

serio como un burdel un lunes por la mañana

You often disguise gaps in your education with sarcastic or exaggerated simplifications which you consider witty.

Meet. Dandelion, ask me where we got the meat. I won't because I know that joke. Don't be a swine. Where did you get the meat? Crawled here itself.

I have a very dark sense of humor.

Freika said, and twisted his head around between his hind legs. Jane eyed him as he went to work. "You know, if you're smart enough for sarcasm, you're smart enough to know it's rude to lick your own genitals." The wolf looked up. "You're just jealous." She opened her mouth to deny it, then stopped. "Well, yeah.

Tell Aunt Louise to boil her head," said Robin.

I've always loved high style in low company.

Oh, a sense of humour,' Vera said. 'I do like a sense of humour in a villain.

I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

I like to always have humour in whatever I do.

Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.

I am not an intellectual. An intellectual is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso, whereas I just say 'pass the mustard'.

I'm not a big 'scripted comedy' person necessarily. I'm open for wherever comedy can be found.

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Like, if Jerry Seinfeld wasn't funny, you'd want to punch him in the face; he'd just seem like a whiner to you. But the fact is that he's funny.

I can't prevent myself of being funny.

Am I old-fashioned? I think I might be. I am a lucky woman, because I was born with a priceless gift... the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be laughs and the secondary goal is always going to be saying something without it being a lecture.

The principles of comedy are the principles of comedy. I can hear funny.

Betty White is so old that on her first game show ever, the prize was fire.