Quotes About Wit

I appreciate simplicity, true beauty that lasts over time, and a little wit and eclecticism that make life more fun.

If beer got any lighter you could raise goldfish in it.

No, I would say they are more arseholey than you.

Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwarts.

Peter's smiling, and he looks like he's about to crack a joke, so I swiftly add, "Or any other body part.

Flirting is the oil that lubricates the engine of ingenuity and wit

Latin is already a dead language, man... don't make it any deader.

I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.

I could have sexual chemistry with vinegar.

Goebbels was known for his wit; Martha, for a time, considered him charming. "Infectious and delightful, eyes sparkling, voice soft, his speech witty and light, it is difficult to remember his cruelty, his cunning destructive talents." Her mother, Mattie, always enjoyed being seated next to Goebbels at banquets; Dodd considered him "one of the few men with a sense of humor in Germany

Deploying flattery leavened with irony, he began:

I don't think women outlive men, Doctor. It only seems longer.

They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.

We are very serious so we can make very strong jokes.

If you make jokes with people, you create enemies to yourself.

That moron," said Harvey. Cohn came up to our table. "Hello you bums," he said. "Hello, Robert," Harvey said. "I was just telling Jake here that you're a moron.

They say the seeds of what we will do are all in us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.

provocative humour'.

No voice, no brains; just break up a meeting that they have not the wit to address. The electors will know how to deal with a party whose only weapon is idiotic clamour.'143

It wrote me "helpful" comments about each of the rooms I was going through, like, "This is the Room of Eternal Death. It's like the Room of Normal Death, but somewhat more repetitive." That sort of thing.

Unintentional puns are the best.

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Dandelion! You're asleep in the saddle!' 'I'm not asleep. I'm thinking creatively!

Some have brains, so they get a book! Others are feather-brained, so they get a broom!