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Quotes About Mark Twain

Even I feel a drawing toward him—the paternal blood in me making its claim. How blind and unreasoning and arbitrary are some of the laws of nature—the most of them, in fact!
~ Mark Twain
And such a luxury to him was this petting of his sorrows, that he could not bear to have any worldly cheeriness or any grating delight intrude upon it; it was too sacred for such contact...
~ Mark Twain
wit and indelicacy being sometimes better literature-preservers than holiness.
~ Mark Twain
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
~ Mark Twain
That is the new miracle, and the greatest of all–Automatic Law!
~ Mark Twain
kind. It was the most singular, and almost the most touching and melancholy exile that fancy can imagine.—One of
~ Mark Twain
They swore in the jury, and then the lawyer for the prostitution got up and begun.
~ Mark Twain
Considering the elaborate circumstantiality of detail observable in the item, it seems to me that it ought to contain more information than it does. On
~ Mark Twain
it began with a prayer built from the ground up of solid courses of Scriptural quotations, welded together with a thin mortar of originality; and from the summit of this she delivered a grim chapter of the Mosaic Law, as from Sinai.
~ Mark Twain
Huck was always willing to take a hand in any enterprise that offered entertainment and required no capital, for he had a troublesome superabundance of that sort of time which is not money.
~ Mark Twain
Pray for me! I reckoned if she knowed me she'd take a job that was more nearer her size.
~ Mark Twain
The two testaments are interesting, each in its own way. The old one gives us a picture of these people's deity as he was before he got religion, the other one gives us a picture of him as he appeared afterward.
~ Mark Twain
We made many trips to the lake after that, and had many a hair-breadth escape and blood-curdling adventure which will never be recorded in any history. Chapter
~ Mark Twain
Zanim przyjechaÅ'em [do Niemiec], nie wiedziaÅ'em, po co istnieje wieczno??. Teraz ju? wiem. By niektórym z nas da? szansÄ™ nauczenia siÄ™ niemieckiego. SÄ…dzÄ™, ?e tylko Bóg jest w stanie przeczyta? niemieckÄ… gazetÄ™.
~ Mark Twain
clear amber, old-ivory white, new-ivory white, fish-belly white—this latter the leprous complexion frequent with the Anglo-Saxon long resident in tropical climates.
~ Mark Twain
In making this substitution I had drawn upon the wisdom of a very remote source—the wisdom of my boyhood—for the true statesman does not despise any wisdom, howsoever lowly may be its origin:
~ Mark Twain
appeared in any form. In it my purpose has been to present
~ Mark Twain
About two hundred yards off, in the flat, we built a pen of scantlings, about four feet high, and laid planks on it, and so made a platform. We covered it with swell tapestries borrowed for the occasion, and topped it off with the abbot's own throne. When you are going to do a miracle for an ignorant race, you want to get in every detail that will count;
~ Mark Twain
Tolstoy carelessly neglects to include a boat race.
~ Mark Twain on War and Peace
Ben smiled back, 'Mark Twain said a novel was a confession to everything by a man who had never done anything.
~ Stephen King
The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
~ Mark Twain
The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop. Mark Twain
~ Mary Karr
We make many assumptions about nature—about the environment—and these have consequences. Mark Twain once said, "It's not what we don't know that gets us in trouble. It's what we know for sure that just ain't so.
~ Jordan B. Peterson
All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn.
~ Ernest Hemingway