Quotes About Mishap

Worst away team ever," Josh said, wading up onto land. "Not a single redshirt.

Nasil and Owen transport organs for transplant these days—and deliver takeout. I hope they don't get those mixed up.

I ripped off half my hair with a waxing strip, and it didn't grow back for, like, 5 months.

It was just an accident; I was never going to come out here.

Anna minun auttaa, huusi Nipsu ja tarttui pitkäsiimalaatikkoon. Hän hyppäsi suoraan Seikkailun laidalle, ja veneen kallistuessa pitkäsiimalaatikko tipahti alassuin pohjalle tyhjentäen puolet sisällöstään sotkuksi hankaimiin ja ankkuriin. -Mainiota, sanoi Niisku. -Aivan erinomaista. Meritottumusta ja rauhallista liikkumista veneissä ja niin poispäin. Ja varsinkin kunnioitusta toisten työtä kohtaan. Hah.

It was an accident," Deborah declared. "Yeah, the man she intended to hit ducked. I just happened to be behind him.

accidentally knocking

They made him [Stephen] a little canvas boat, and it was thought that if he were obliged to wear two sea-elephant's bladders, blown up and attached to his person, he could not come to harm in such a placid sea; but after an unfortunate experience in which he became involved in his umbrella and it was found that the bladders buoyed up his meagre hams alone, so that only the presence of Babbington's Newfoundland preserved him, he was forbidden to go unaccompanied.

He stepped forward, and as he did the left side of his coconut brassiere slipped down, revealing his left nipple. He shoved the coconut back into place. He didn't want to look unprofessional.

He slipped on the floor and this time his

Oh, I am fortune's fool!

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two teeth trying to give a hickie to the Statue of Liberty.

Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.

Bedelia never meant to lead a pack of dogs on a wild-goose chase. She never meant to steal something and then sell it. She never meant to make someone look bad (very bad) or lead a parade astray or even stomp on a piece of perfectly delicious cherry pie. But all that and more actually happened.

In Las Vegas, a day before the Latin Grammys, I was walking backward and hit a light and fell down. The worst part is that I was singing with Becky G and Mau y Ricky - they all rushed over to help me. It was very dramatic.

Wanted to give you a heads up: I heard that Flat Finn sustained an injury the other day. Nothing major, though. Something to do with Matt, a steaming iron, and maniacal shouts of, "There are no wrinkles allowed in this house! You may be flat, but you're not smooth enough yet for this family!"

When I was nine, I got my head stuck in a bucket trying to be Darth Vader.

I have made a career of bumbling around places, stumbling on landmarks and generally being quite haphazard and shambolic about the way I go about things.

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."

I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

Wayne was one of the worst drivers Finn had ever met. The bus nearly sideswiped two cars, then veered left and scraped its wheels against the curb, before smashing back down the roadway.

My car is so bad, I hit poles I'm not kidding I hit things all the times, I hit bushes it's really bad.

Ian turned around, revealing a tear in his pants that exposed boxers with pink dollar signs on a white background, then quickly spun back around. "Uh, never mind.