Quotes About Mishap

I'm afraid they've left their legs at home.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

Of all failures, to fail in a witticism is the worst, and the mishap is the more calamitous in a drawn-out and detailed one

That awkward moment when you're trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.

I never did get to brush my teeth this morning, I haven't been able to brush my hair, and I can't unzip my wet suit because I'm only wearing a bikini." Sam laughed. "That's what you get for boarding vessels scantily clad in the middle of the night." He grinned. "I don't suppose it was enough to prevent you from doing it again." "No." She grinned back at him. "I don't suppose it was.

Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama.

That sad moment when you dip your Oreo into the milk for too long and it breaks off.

I got baby food in my coffee maker.

A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.

Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.

The captain has just turned on the fasten-seat-belt-sign. He didn't mean to, but the joint he was smoking fell in his lap, and when he jumped up, his head hit the switch.

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.

For where there is true love, a man is neither out of measure lifted up by prosperity, nor cast down by mishap; whether you give or take away from him, so long as he keeps his beloved, he has a spring of inward peace. Thus, even though thy outward man grieve, or weep downright, that may well be borne, if only thy inner man remain at peace, perfectly content with the will of God.

Zen: 'I kinda went about it all wrong last night, didn't I? Melody: 'Kinda? It was a total fustercluck.' < actual word used >

Damn it all. A perfect exit ruined by her crappy sense of direction.

Unfortunately, his pants had not survived the fall. They hung from the sharp teeth of the barbed-wire fence, leaving the sheriff in just a pair of droopy long johns. Defeated

Mrs. Figg breaks her leg

George pulled my hand away and inspected the wound. He frowned. "Sarah, honey, what happened?" I cleared my throat. "I fell on some barecue prongs.

I made an egg salad sandwich and took a bite of it over the open silverware drawer. A piece of egg salad fell in among the forks. I swore softly with my mouth full. Another piece of egg salad fell in.

We lost one chef in an unfortunate flambé accident.

The book of magic is very like the cookery book; the unpracticed student of either can make a terrible hash of things.

Much awkwardness ensued.