Quotes About Mishap

I hadn't been there ten minutes before there were three turds on the carpet.

I'll never forget the first time I rode a bike with pedal straps. I stopped at a traffic light and fell over like Arte Johnson in 'Laugh-In.'

I really hate misunderstandings - to a degree that it's hard for me to watch sitcoms, or any kind of funny movie where there's, like, this big mishap, or miscommunication. It gives me such anxiety that I almost can't make it through the movie.

remembered to use the hand brakes I hit a tree and took an awful spill.

Even his command of languages was only partial: although he could read them flawlessly, he used his own made-up pronunciations, which no one who spoke the languages could actually understand. In Norway, hoping to impress colleagues, he once tried to order a dish of raspberries and was brought twelve beers.

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up. Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life.

uh oh I shit myself

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over.

Anyone can blow their face off by accident—I mean, who hasn't—but if you do it twice in a row, you look really silly.

When greeting Pope Benedict a few years ago, I was meant to kiss the papal ring but I head-butted his hand instead. He just laughed at me.

I picked up yoga. I tried to do cooking a little bit. I almost burned my house down, but it's all good. So I just stuck to yoga.

It was the nearest to a casualty on the Spray in her whole course, so far as I know. The young man having come on board with compliments made the mishap most embarrassing.

I was in a Rite Aid... and fell into a Christmas tree display. None other than Shia LaBeouf helped me out of it.

That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.

a single faux pas might prove to be a false step.

We were on a fairway shooting a scene in 'The Dogleg Murders' when I was asked by the cameraman if it was safe to film from where he was standing. I said, 'Yes, it'll be fine.' I then managed to slice the ball 90 degrees into the camera.

Once while sliding under a table, I hurt my knee badly.

My life has been a series of slightly happy accidents.

Anybody can slip and fall, obviously.

Once I was hosting an important dinner party at our house - everything was perfect, candles were lit, the house smelled amazing with great food and drinks ready. We lit a fire and the flue wasn't able to open, unbeknownst to us. We smoked out the entire house and the fire department had to come - it was a mess.

I jumped off a platform, was supposed to land on a roof and slide down it, but I cleared the roof and landed on my ankle - snapped that to one side.

I got in so much trouble when I was doing 'Snatched' in Hawaii.

Annushka has already bought the sunflower oil, and has not only bought it, but has already spilled it.

A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers, I hit every one of them!