Quotes About Mishap

Anything that can possibly go wrong, does

And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off some fingers! Guess I'll just take them with me.... Oh, darn, where did that middle finger go?

You've never been in a scrape yet but what it came about by accident. The thing is, no one else has these accidents.

When I was starring as Roxie Hart in 'Chicago,' I got my stiletto heel caught in my fishnet tights and fell flat on my face. It was incredibly painful and not something you can cover up.

My tights split while I was tap dancing in the West End in 1993.

I'm not accident prone, really, but I was cutting something and sort of lost control, and it went through my big toe. There was a lot of blood and I nearly fainted, but its totally fine now.

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.

One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor.

I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.

Accidents can happen at any time.

I trip over my legs all the time. I'll wave to somebody, look up, and end up eating pavement.

HEY, BOBBY TERRY, YOU SCROOOOWED IT UP!

The designer had probably been going for Turkish Bath but had hit Czech Porn Shoot instead.

I once fell through a hole in the stage.

Why don't you share how you hurt your leg? I'm guessing it was a football injury." "No way," Barnstorm scoffs. "The tackler isn't born who can catch me. I was changing a lightbulb in the bathroom and I slipped off the toilet seat.

He sat heavily down on a tall tubular adjustable chair, which shortened suddenly under his weight and split him on the floor. Somebody always leaves a banana-skin on the scene of a tragedy.

Somebody always leaves a banana-skin on the scene of tragedy.

246Somebody always leaves a banana-skin on the scene of tragedy.

The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.

I was in a fashion show and I had on a strapless top. When I got to the end the top was down.

In 'Top Gear,' everything goes wrong because you have Jeremy Clarkson, so any practical activity ends in a pile of bits.

When I was in school, I would use a roller brush to curl my hair inwards. Once, the brush got stuck in my hair and I had to chop off my hair with a knife. It was a total disaster!

A book fell on my head. I can only blame my shelf.