Quotes About Mishap

There's no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles.

I wanted to remind you that you do not allow me to deliver boats, as I have been known to crash them.

The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.

Mulch poked his head through from the passenger area. His face was slightly green. "I had a little accident," he said. No one inquired further.

It looks like two alpacas fucking, mostly," he said apologetically. "Of course, sometimes, the boy can't get his boy parts past the girl's furry ass, and he needs a little help, so then it looks like two alpacas fucking while their handler's giving the one on top a handjob.

I rolled my ankle and alienated your youngest sister," Deacon snapped, out of patience with his day. "Put me on the back of a horse and let's see if I can raze the town!

Wayne was one of the worst drivers Finn had ever met. The bus nearly sideswiped two cars, then veered left and scraped its wheels against the curb, before smashing back down the roadway.

On the Richter scale of bad ideas, this had to be a ten.

I just got gang-egged, or egg-banged or something. --Sheriff Toots Burns.

race—but over the course of the year, as the uncertainty grows, his odds of mishap increase.

Well, it took me over two hours to find Frencescos keys which was disappointing but I did go to Venice for free and I didnt fall into the canal on the way home like a twat.

They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

if no deliberate plan existed to put the Lusitania in danger, one is left with an unforgivable cock-up as an explanation.

Not to mention the fact that it was making horrible dents in her best Chinese carpet.

We set off without them, and we were making good time until we had a small technical problem—a large technical problem, actually. Silas put his foot through the bottom of the boat.

Weddings seem to be magnets for mishap and for whatever craziness lurks in family closets. In more ways than one, weddings bring out the ding-dong in everybody involved.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

blundered straight into the table nest: the

Actually, Hamilton's exploding cannon may have killed as many as six of his men and wounded four or five others. Some critics blamed inadequate training for the mishap, but the general dissipation of troops addicted to whoring and drinking was more likely to blame.

someone, probably Heidi, ran into the coffee

Mr. Barbecue-Smith was tossed to the floor.

No matter how many times you shake it the last drop always ends up in your pants

I stood up, and my pants ripped completely across the seam. It was inevitable, but for once in my life, my timing had been decent.

I'm not clumsy, I'm just accident prone.