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Quotes About Awkward

It was awkward to be called dear by a person you felt like calling insufferable bitch.
~ Jonathan Franzen
what do you do all day?" "Actually, FYI," his mother said, "that can be a somewhat awkward question to ask a person.
~ Jonathan Franzen
Relax,' she said. 'There's nothing wrong with a slow, awkward beginning. The text for the whole relationship, the sustaining mythos, is built in the first few encounters. The whirl of emotions, the push and pull. So the more of this kind of material we generate, the better.
~ Jonathan Lethem
She extended a hand that I didn't know how to take, so I broke its fingers with my silence.
~ Jonathan Safran Foer
You type as fast as a one footed elephant.
~ Aaron J. Munzer
Your tits are bigger," Shiva said. "SHIVA!" Hema and Ghosh said at the same time. "Sorry," he said, surprised by their reaction. "I meant her breasts are bigger," he said. "SHIVA! That isn't the sort of thing you say to a woman," Hema said. "I can't say it to a man," Shiva said, looking impatient.
~ Abraham Verghese
The days that follow feel awkward. But silence still feels better than confessing. Besides, how does one rationally explain irrational fears? He
~ Abraham Verghese
And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.
~ Adam Brody
Did you just hit on her by calling her your cousin?" asks Sadie. "'Cause, damn!
~ Adam Selzer
Neither Queen Anne nor her devoted and frequently drunk husband George was particularly good at socializing.
~ Adrian Tinniswood
Most of the time - at the Grammys for example - a DJ will perform with just their hands in the air because they can't do anything and that makes it a little awkward, I think.
~ Tiesto
there was once on set where I had the runs and I'm not talking the normal kinda shit IM talking like diarrhea with steam cause dat bitch was so hot comin out my ass. I turned around and it came pouring out hitting some of those damn kida by God!
~ Queen Latifah
In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.
~ Andy Dick
When people approach me, it's a vulnerable moment for everybody. You can see that sometimes people don't quite know what to say to you, but they want to come up to you, and you can tell they're nervous, and it's really humbling and endearing.
~ Natalia Dyer
I was taking a connecting flight from Vijayawada to Hyderabad and Kajol was on the same flight. We were waiting for the lift and when I got in, the doors began closing. Kajol and her manager were all set to get in, but by then, the lift began moving up. I was so embarrassed that when I met her later, I apologized for the goof up.
~ Pranitha Subhash
When you have to do small talk, you know, 'Hello, how are you?' after that, I don't know what to do. I go, 'OK, then,' and walk away.
~ Naomi Osaka
I actually wasn't really the class clown growing up. The class clown was always the mean guy who walked up and was like, 'You're fat. You're gay. I'm outta here!' I was always more kind of awkward and introspective.
~ Mike Birbiglia
When people come up and tell me they're such a big fan, it's cool. But weird.
~ Jess Glynne
I felt little awkward about taking one boyfriend to see a film starring another boyfriend.
~ Shelley Duvall
I went through an awkward adolescence and had braces.
~ Christina Ricci
The Duplass brothers do that so well - that very simple, very horrifically awkward comedy.
~ Timothy Simons
The worst gift that I ever gave a girl was a suitcase for Christmas. As in, 'I can't think of anything to give you, but here's a new suitcase.' Afterward, I was like, 'What were you thinking, idiot?'
~ Jensen Ackles
My first on-screen kiss was lame: Nickelodeon. But my first real-life kiss was super cute and nice, but still very awkward. It was with this hot skateboarder with dreadlocks. He was my little Rasta man.
~ Christian Serratos
People always tell me I'm the complete opposite of Chief Keef and act like I'm supposed to stop him from making his music. But I like Chief Keef, so it's always super awkward. I just make music I like.
~ Chance The Rapper