Quotes About Sarcasm

I tend to like dry humor.

If you like dry humor, Henrik Stenson thinks he's very funny, but I think I'm very funny in a dry sense as well.

The future of this nation, with the present generation, You must admit is nothing but a joke

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.

Sleep tight, ya morons!

All the way to hell. In a fancy paper hat.

nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you.

I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.

So what have you guys been up to?" "Nothing, worshipping Satan.

Facetiousness is allowable when it is the most proper instrument of exposing things apparently base and vile to due contempt.

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

believing sarcasm and rude remarks kept the monsters at bay. They didn't.

She knew how the Chief Inspector preferred decorum at the site of a murder, especially in the presence of the corpse. It was rare. Most murder scenes were filled with smart-ass and often gruesome comments, made by men and women frightened by what they saw, and believing sarcasm and rude remarks kept the monsters at bay. They didn't.

Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus

Èši-a spus cineva ceva? am întrebat-o. - Nu-s decât o ciuperc?. Gluma asta cazon? era veche È™i pe timpul lui taic?-meu: Sunt È›inut? în bezn? È™i hr?nit? cu rahat.

Humor is the last refuge of the damned.

She was Mattie Tucker now, mother of three and a good forty pounds heavier, casting that burning eye over them all, reaching way back for a southern pleasantry that was more like a Halloween apple with a razor blade in it: 'Well, don't y'all make just the perfect family of four?

Don't fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less.

Yeah, my boyfriend does this REAAAALLYY cute thing..where he doesn't exist.

When you said you loved me, did you forget to say just kidding?

You may hate me for being a sarcastic bi..., but I'm the one who gets exactly what I want while you're still whining about it.

Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer to people who ask dumb questions.

Everything I touch seems destined to turn into something mean and farcical.

Destiny stands by sarcastic with our dramatis personae folded in her hand.