Quotes About Sarcasm

I said a lot of things sarcastically that summer; that was my sarcastic summer

Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.

Saying 'Wow, You're cool.' when you see someone doing something stupid.

most of what passed as cleverness was only archness and spite.

Life is a joke and I don't get it, but I'll try to make it.. Since laughter is the only escape from the pain that I feel. Is it sarcasm, or is it real?

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

You're an asshole, you know that?' I asked him. It figured he would pick today to be funny and personable, but I wasn't in the mood. He smiled. 'I know. I work really hard at it.

That was sarcasm. I cannot read tea leaves. I mean, not unless someone lines them up in the shapes of letters.)

I loaded on enough sarcasm to clog up a black hole.

The defense mechanisms of The Imposter are: sarcasm, name-dropping, self-righteousness, the need to impress others and the need for others' approval.

It was in an ostensible vein of sarcasm that he had asked me to call him, and that he himself called me, "cher maître." But, as a matter of fact, we each derived a certain satisfaction from the mannerism, being still at the age in which one believes that one gives a thing real existence by giving it a name. Unfortunately

Having some guy shine his flashlight up my asshole isn't gonna improve my addition," he said.

Well, aren't you a massive prick," I said, quietly, under the roar of the helicopter. "What?" Sanders asked. "I said, 'That's a nifty trick.

Wes is Wes," Alastair said. "One in every family. I love him, but I think of him as a sarcastic pet.

I served with that son of a bitch, Corporal. Ruiz wouldn't compliment his mother for giving birth to him, if you know what I mean.

Christ on a Popsicle stick.

The failure mode of clever is 'asshole.

Such attitude," I said to Jane. "She gets it from your side." "She's adopted," Jane said. "And I'm not the smart-ass in the family.

Rainbow dust? sneered Joe, drawing out each syllable until it snapped from the weight of his contempt.

Of course! Jeb Bush! America is hungry for another leader from that talented family!

It appears there's a little too much chlorine in their gene pool.

I grew up in a family that was very barbed and difficult, and there was a lot of humor. None of it was painless humor. All of it was at someone else's expense. It was kind of always about power.

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!