Quotes from Internet meme

On Twitter we get excited if someone follows us. In real life we get really scared and run away.

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing — I saw this on Pinterest.

This looked easier on YouTube.

I don't think that memes what you think it memes.

Dear YouTube: I think it's pretty safe to assume that we all want to 'Skip This Ad.'

I think I'll buy a selfie stick so whenever I see someone taking a selfie I can hit them with it.

There is no greater adventure than a magical journey through last night's drunk texts.

Facebook is now hiring. No need to apply, we already have all your details.

You're only as old as your most recent selfie looks.

What's this LinkedIn? Is that like Facebook for old people?

Happy National Selfie Day to someone whose face I've seen more than my own.

A day on Jupiter's moon lasts less than five hours — just like Saturday and Sunday on Earth.

Sunday funday!

Someone told me I need to stop dropping F-bombs. What the [f*@%] is an F-bomb?

Not sure if it's Tuesday or just a second Monday.

It's only Tuesday and I'm already 95% done with this week.

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.

Taco Tuesday is followed by Whiskey Wednesday and Thirsty Thursday.

Part of me is thinking: It's Wednesday already! And the other part of me is thinking: What do you mean it's only Wednesday?!

Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it's only Wednesday.

Today is Wednesday. Which means that tomorrow is Pre-Friday, which means the next day is Friday. So today is basically Friday.

Wednesday — I can almost see the weekend from here!

Wednesday — at least tomorrow we'll be on the other side of the work week.

If it's Wednesday but it's not raining, does that make it Dry Hump Day?