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Quotes from Janet Evanovich

And in an instant I was pinned beneath him, which was not an entirely unpleasant experience once I realized it was Ranger. We were groin to groin, chest to chest, with his hands locked around my wrists. A moment passed while we did nothing but breathe.
~ Janet Evanovich
It's good to have a Ranger," Lula said. "He's like a personal Spidey.
~ Janet Evanovich
There was another crunch in the darkness, and I suspected Morelli had accidentally broken something belonging to Kenny. Like his nose, maybe.
~ Janet Evanovich
You could stand her on a corner, in a fog, at midnight, and she'd be visible for three miles.
~ Janet Evanovich
Damn skippy it's a flea collar. I'm not taking no chances.
~ Janet Evanovich
jestem póÅ'przytomnym nieszcz??ciem, potykajÄ…cym siÄ™ o wÅ'asne nogi.
~ Janet Evanovich
I couldn't imagine the table not being there. The refrigerator and the stove got changed out, but the table remained. It was the heart of the kitchen, and the kitchen was the heart of the house.
~ Janet Evanovich
She opened a beer and took a sip. "You'd really go all the way to Greece, and run a covert operation again, just so I can have the satisfaction of capturing Nick Fox?" "Sure," he said. "We don't get nearly enough quality father-daughter time.
~ Janet Evanovich
Carmen? I can hear her release the safety on her Glock when I get within two feet of her.
~ Janet Evanovich
I'm even a member of the APMA. American Potion Makers Association.
~ Janet Evanovich
Ranger raised my bruised and bloody wrist to his mouth and kissed it. "I'm sorry to have to do this to you, but there
~ Janet Evanovich
Hardly ever driven. And that was partly true. It was hardly ever driven with the odometer cable connected.
~ Janet Evanovich
Riley stared at the vest and polo shirt. "Is this necessary?" "Protocol," Wesley said. Riley tugged the shirt over her head and shoved her arms into the vest. "This isn't going to be dangerous, is it? The vest is just a formality, right?" "Right," Emerson said. "There's nothing to worry about." One of the men handed Riley an AR-15 assault rifle. "Just in case," he said.
~ Janet Evanovich
I have people trying to kill me. A giraffe is low on my list of disturbances.
~ Janet Evanovich
Babe!" Ranger shouted from the bathroom. "Come get your grandmother.
~ Janet Evanovich
He rushed to the dish, crammed everything into his cheeks, and rushed back to his soup can, where he hunkered in butt side out, vibrating with happiness and good fortune. That's the neat part about a hamster. It doesn't take much to make a hamster happy.
~ Janet Evanovich
Ranger was slouched on the couch, watching a ball game. Bob was beside him, his big shaggy orange Bob head resting on Ranger's leg.
~ Janet Evanovich
He had one foot on the floor, one foot hanging over the armrest, and Carl was sleeping on his chest. It was endearing
~ Janet Evanovich
took a look at the bookstore lot, filled to capacity with the exception of a few slots
~ Janet Evanovich
I kind of like being a slut," Grandma said. "It beats the heck out of being an old lady.
~ Janet Evanovich
My mother slapped her forehead and rolled her eyes. "Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie, what are you thinking of? This is no kind of work for a nice young lady.
~ Janet Evanovich
If he's as frustrated as I am, he'll be at Rita's," Ranger said.
~ Janet Evanovich
I grew up with Morelli, lost my virginity to him, ran over him with my father's Buick in a fit of justifiable rage, and now years later he's my boyfriend.
~ Janet Evanovich
I rolled my eyes so far into the back of my head I saw myself Thinking"- Stephanie Plum High Five
~ Janet Evanovich