Quotes from Janet Evanovich

I'm not sure why I'm still working for Vinnie, except that the office is across from a bakery.

You're so logical," Glo said. "I would be exhausted if I had to think up all these explanations. It's so much easier to believe in magic.

Why did you pick Ladies' Choice?" "It was the obvious one. I'm a lady. And I had to make a choice." "You think you're a lady?" "Fuckin' A," Lula said.

I'll go first," Grandma said, taking the Maglite and forging ahead. "I'm already too old to die young.

The only thing left was a small cache of emergency money which I'd steadfastly refused to touch. I'd been saving it to use on orthopedic reconstruction after the bill collectors broke my knees.

So much for the sexy moment, I thought. Saved by monkey gas.

L.A. is filled with good-looking out-of-work actors who are great at goofing off," Nick said. "And it's also overflowing with dysfunctional millennials living in their parents' basements playing Fortnite. By themselves, neither could scrape together enough to buy a cup of ramen noodles, but put them together and you have social media gold.

My cooter falls asleep when I ride a bike.

By the time I questioned Briggs late this afternoon, there were only two dogs that hadn't been adopted. And he wanted to keep those two. And he said to tell you he got the job. He's the new weatherman on the evening news. Some cable station. I didn't get all the details. Might have been the local Fox affiliate.

were bond enforcement. "I guess I forgot my date

years old and widowed. No children. He'd sold his insurance business

Did they probe you yet?" Xandy asked Riley. "They always get around to probing you. That's what the other abductees tell me, anyway.

And then I had to decide if I wanted shoes that kicked ass, or were good for ass-kickin', on account of there's a difference.

My grandmother likes you. My mother worries that you might be related to Satan.

My favored exercise was walking the length of the mall to get to Cinnabon.

Lula and Grandma did a complicated high five.

When in dread, my rule was always to procrastinate.

Well, you must be doing something right. Someone wants to kill you. That's always a good sign.

I was hungry, too. I didn't know what I was

So why'd you part ways with this Dickie Orr person?" Lula asked. "He's a jerk." "Good enough for me," she said. "I hate him already.

And let's be honest, I was excited about going to New York with Ranger. Plus I know this is shallow, but I was in his megabucks Porsche, feeling like I was in a James Bond movie.

I'm not driving you anymore," Lula said to me. "Every time I take you somewhere, people shoot at us." "Not every time.

the ancient Greeks thought there were four kinds of love. Storge, or familial love. Philia, or friendship. Eros, or romantic love, and agape, or unconditional love.

Good thing," Lula said. "If California found out a guy got killed with an iron, they'd ban them, and all those movie stars would be wrinkled all the time.