Quotes from Janet Evanovich

I could be wrong here," Lula said, "but I think you're dumb as a box of rocks.

stuffed myself into a white T-shirt, topped with a plaid flannel shirt and a pair of Levi's with a small hole in the crotch which I convinced myself no one could see.

I can hear her release the safety on her Glock

I could be wrong here," Lula said, "but I think you're dumb as a box of rocks." "Sticks and stones," Cal said.

He stood out because he had a slight British accent and an odd tattoo on his neck. A skull and a flower.

Stephanie Plum, master of rationalization. Believe whatever the moment calls for.

May misfortune follow us for the rest of our lives, but never catch up-Nicolas Fox, The Heist

Lula got into line, and I relaxed in Ranger's Mercedes. Vlatko was out of the picture. Ranger was safe. I was wearing my own underwear. Life was good.

There's a trade show going on this week for Russian vodka," Ranger said. "This consulate will be hosting a meet-and-greet party at five o'clock. That would be a good time for us to slip in.

As if they'd never seen a seven-foot transvestite and a two-hundred-pound black woman with blond baloney curls all dressed up like Cher on a bad day. Do I know how to conduct an undercover operation

Shit for brains," Leo's father said. "That's what you got … shit for brains.

Morelli was like the post office. He always delivered. If the delivery vehicle ran out of gas, there was no need to panic. Morelli had battery backup.

Lucille has me going to Sex Addicts Anonymous.' 'How's that working for you?' Lula asked. 'It's a nightmare. I go there, and I'm in a room filled with perverts. It's like being in a bakery where everything is free and you can't eat anything.

We went to the wall and looked down at Vlatko, sprawled on the road below us. 'Do you think he's okay?' I asked. 'Babe,' Ranger said. 'He's one inch thick.

minutes I was back at my condo.

You could sell it." He shrugged into the jacket. "I thought of that, but I decided to give this a try first. See how it felt." A horn beeped from outside. "That's Lula," I said. "She's got the runs.

He sometimes thought he'd like to become an alcoholic, but he couldn't afford the liquor.

If I had a Yeti hiding in my closet I'd take the cat and go someplace else too," Lula said. We

so I pulled the scrunchie off my ponytail.

letting my skirt ride up to a couple inches below my doo-dah

together on tiny

total sense, but it was as

Plum only hires two kinds of people…women with big pointy tits and scumbag bounty hunters. Nothing personal, and it's hard to see with that raincoat on, but you don't look like you got big pointy tits. That leaves scumbag bounty hunter.

Order me something without dairy or tomatoes or gluten," Potts said. "That would be the paper napkins