Quotes from Will Rogers

It's a good thing the American people aren't getting all the government they're paying for.

Everybody is ignorant, Just on different subjects.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.

One thing we got to be thankful for our Soldiers can win wars faster than our Diplomats can talk us into them,

Never miss a good chance to shut up." ? Will Rogers

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on Earth.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to someone else.

Things aren't what they used to be and probably never were.

In order to succeed, you must know what you are doing, like what you are doing, and believe in what you are doing.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then I want to go where they do.

If stupidity got us into this, why can't stupidity get us out?

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple: Know what you're doing. Love what you're doing. And believe in what you're doing.

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. " ? Will Rogers

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Just be glad you're not getting all the government you're paying for

We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.

I belong to no organized political party; I'm a Democrat

A stranger is just a friend I haven't met yet

If you wait until you're ready, you'll wait forever.

Nothing makes a man broad minded like adversity.

There is two things that tickle the fancy of our citizens, one is let him act on a committee, and the other is promise him to let him walk in a parade. What America needs is to get more mileage out of our parades.

In this country people don't vote for, they vote against.