Quotes from Will Rogers

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.

Lord, let me live until I die.

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

When you find youself in a hole - stop digging.

If you can't identify it, don't stick it in your mouth.

You never get a second chance to make a first impression

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

It's almost been worth this depression to find out how little our big men know.

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best

People only learn through two things. One is reading and the other is association with smarter people

So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

No man is great if he thinks he is.

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.

I don't make jokes, I just watch the government and report the facts.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

When God created dogs He just sat back and smiled.

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there

You can be on the right track and still get run over by the 2:40 from Albuquerque.

Congress didn't vote on the bills, they just wave at them as they go by.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

We'll show the world we are prosperous if we have to go broke to do it.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." -Will Rogers