Quotes from Will Rogers

you can't say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way

Personally, I have always felt that the best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter...he's just got to know.

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

It is better for some one to think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

It's not what we don't know that hurts. It's what we know that ain't so.

When you're through learning, you're through.

I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man.

Things ain't what they used to be and probably never was.

Get all the good laughs you can.

Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.

Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.

The only way to beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

A man that don't love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.

Ignorance lies not in the things you don't know, but in the things you know that ain't so.

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

Plans get you into things but you've got to work your way out.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.