Quotes from Will Rogers

It's a great country but you can't live in it for nothing.

The more learned a man is the less consideration he has for another man's belief.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around

Don't let yesterday take too much of today

Ireland treats you more like a friend than a tourist.

Don't Let Yesterday Take Up Too Much Of Today.

Don't wait to buy real estate. Buy real estate and wait

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

You give us long enough to argue over something and we will bring you in proofs to show that the Ten Commandments should never be ratified.

Never in our history was we able to blame someone else for our troubles.

We can get hot and bothered quicker over nothing, and cool off faster than any nation in the world.

Us middle class...never have to worry about having old furniture to point out to our friends. We buy it on payments and before it's paid for it's plenty antique.

You know no nation has a monopoly on good things, each one has something that the others could well afford to adopt.

My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met 'em at the boat.

There is a fine breed for you, Irish-Indian. My family crest would be a Shillalah with a Tomahawk on one end.

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it.

Betrayed by friendship is not a bad memorial to leave.

There's nothing in common between politics and civilization.

The present generation doesn't know what a milestone is. They go so fast nowadays that miles mean nothing.

A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who, he knows, know more than he does.

Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue.

Where I come from if a man can't think of anything to pray about offhand, why, there is no need of him praying.