Quotes from Bill Cosby

I think I am a good running back, but I'm really not that fast. There is only one thing I can do, that is throw a cross-body block. Picture perfect. I love it. Not that good at pass blocking.

I think 'I Spy,' still when you look at it, speaks volumes in terms of propaganda for equality. It's just magnificent.

Most of us learn to read by looking at each word in a sentence - one at a time.

If you have no faith, you've lost your battle.

God has not made anything that I know of that pays so much attention to who their father and mother is as us.

People say children are charming because they tell the truth. That's a lie. I've got five of them. They only tell the truth if they're in pain.

Too many people are waiting for Jesus to come along and cut your grass. And Jesus isn't going to come along and cut your grass.

Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with JELL-O.

Telemarketers tell me I sound like Bill Cosby.

I think if a 30-year-old Bill Cosby sat on stage with a 72-year-old Bill Cosby, they would enjoy each other.

Laughter brings out the child in all of us.

You can't compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.

I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior.

In America ... the seven ages of man have become preschooler, Pepsi generation, baby boomer, mid-lifer, empty-nester, senior citizen, and organ donor.

Because for me it is almost analgesic to talk about what the white man is doing against us. And it keeps a person frozen in their seat, it keeps you frozen in your hole you're sitting in.

"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I said, "And tired." I don't remember anything after that.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

Parenting needs to come to the forefront.

After creating the heaven, the earth, the ocean, and the entire animal kingdom, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was "Don't."

People say "God will find a way." God can't find a way if you're in the way.

In Genesis, it is stated God walked on Earth. He was there on the level. After watching human behavior, he ascended having had enough of us and decided to watch over us instead.