Quotes from Bill Cosby

When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

it was the arts, those noble expressions of the human spirit that are communicated through literature, dance, song, film, drama, painting and sculpture, among the many other such creative means, that helped articulate the sufferings of [these] people that were heard around the globe.

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

I'm supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty," I told her. Without a moment's hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: "It depends on if you're drinking or pouring.

All Children Have Brain Damage!

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo? was not In the men's room, Julie.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.

That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping.

i was'nt always black. there was this freckel that just grew and grew...

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think---in a deeper voice.

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

Zip zop wop boopity bop.

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Decide that you want it more than you're afraid of it

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.

A pelican that is wet walks with a gaited limp, and the dry fish swims alone.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can fi nd humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.

The past is a ghost, the future is a dream, and all we ever have is now.

The past is a ghost, the future is a dream, all we ever have is now.

The Internet is like Hitler they think they are getting rid of the problem but they're not

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