Quotes from Robin Williams

There's no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.

2020. There'll be cold fusion. We'll actually be able to power our cars with our own feces. That's right. The emissions problem will be a little intense, but just light a match.

Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.

You don't know about real loss until you love something more than you love yourself. -Good Will Hunting

I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone.

Death is nature's way of saying, 'Your table is ready.

I have no desire to go anywhere near drugs. People say, "Aren't you tempted?" No, because of the ridiculousness of it.

I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.

My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.

The things we fear the most have already happened to us.

I used food to make myself feel better, but I felt worse when I ate.

Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?

We were talking briefly about cocaine... yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that!

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

I love running cross country....On a track, I feel like a hamster.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open.

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.

I like my wine like my women...ready to pass out.

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.