Quotes from Robin Williams

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

The Second Amendment! It says you have the right to bear arms, or the right to arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do!

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

In down times I do things like go for a long bike ride or run. The other thing I'm doing in that quiet time is just observing.

You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.

I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.

I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.

There's a show in America where all these people compete with ferrets, and they don't even do anything. They basically just hold them up, and if they don't bite you, they might win.

My style is bad white-boy dancing. I can do swing a little bit, but nothing beyond that. My solo dancing is sad. I use my arms, badly.

I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of Zelda' at the time, and it was addicting, and I was playing it for hours and hours and hours.

I'm an Episcopal, which is Catholic Lite. It's like same religion, half the guilt.

I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.

There's three things in this world that you need: Respect for all kinds of life, a nice bowel movement on a regular basis, and a navy blazer.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.

In America they really do mythologise people when they die.

The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.

Smile my boy, it's sunrise

Boys, you must strive to find your own voice, because the longer you wait to begin the less likely you are to find it at all.

Kid, if You Need Booze or Drugs to Enjoy Your Life to the Fullest, You're Doing It Wrong.