Quotes from Robin Williams

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.

All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you'll fly like me.

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

The only weapon we have is comedy.

I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.

We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

Politics is so personal, vicious and immediate, how are you going to get anything done? Even the local politics where I live have gotten so ugly.

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

A lot of vets like 'Good Morning Vietnam' - I get great letters from guys.

My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace where everything changed for the better. It's always been a home for me.

There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your home. It should be called 'homebasing'.

How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now is the honesty of going, this is who you are. I know who I am.

As intellectual as we think we are, you still trip, we still have human foibles, sexuality, all the different things to still make you aware of your humanity.

Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.

In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'