Quotes from Robin Williams

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.

But poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

Seize the day. Because, believe it or not, each and every one of us in this room is one day going to stop breathing, turn cold, and die.

Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad.

Reality: What a concept!

To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Performing comedy in San Francisco to begin with is pretty wild. You've got to - you've got the human game preserve to play off of. And it's a lot of great characters everywhere. You work off that, and then you play the rooms, and eventually you get to a point where you're playing a club that is a comedy club, with other comics.

If you look at a platypus, you think that God might get stoned, "OK, let's take a beaver and put on a duck's bill. It's a mammal, but it lays eggs. Hey Darwin, kiss my ass!"

Beer commercials usually show big men doing manly things, "You just killed a small animal: It's time for a lite beer." Why not a realistic beer commercial? "It's five o'clock in the morning, you've just pissed in a Dumpster: It's Miller time!"

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

I thought lacrosse was what you find in la church.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

The first purpose of alcohol is to make English your second language. You may be a Nobel prize physicist, but after nine, ten Heinekens you're speaking fluent Drunken-ese. Next thing you know, you have a friend in a headlock, "I love ya, I love ya, that's the kinda love I have for you, goddamn it."

I think God made babies cute so we don't eat them.

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.

She's screaming like crazy. . . . You have this myth you're sharing the birth experience. Unless you're circumcising yourself with a chainsaw, I don't think so. Unless you're opening an umbrella up your ass, I don't think so!

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block."