Quotes from Robin Williams

In 'The Secret Agent,' it's basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski, which is some fan mail you don't really want to open. This is a man who is a chemist and who specializes in making bombs and despises humanity.

[when asked about what he was most thankful about]: Being alive. After heart surgery, you dig that part. Breath, family and friends are just amazing. Just to have a second shot is pretty great!

It's five o'clock in the morning. You've just pissed on a dumpster. It's Miller time.

There's a time for daring and there's a time for caution, and a wise man understands which is called for.

There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"

My mother's idea of natural childbirth was giving birth without makeup. She was hyper-positive - the world is a wonderful place, rainbows and unicorns. If you said anything contrary to her, you were basically exiled.

The idea of having a steady job is appealing.

Death - to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.

I don't practice anything. I spend time looking over ideas and then just get out and do it.

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material

Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count.

Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...

It is hard to find something where you can go off as much as I do in stand-up, but I think stand-up allows me that freedom where you can really go off and have a good time.

Texting and driving at the same time is like jerking off and juggling at the same time. Too many balls in the air, if you catch my drift.

On rides you see things that trigger ideas. And most the time it's just not doing anything but riding ... letting it all go.

I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.

The 'Aladdin' thing - that's not work; that's just fun. Three days in the recording studio going mad, then the animators do all the work. Not a bad way to cash a large check, my friend.

You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.

The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

Don't associate yourself with toxic people. It's better to be alone and love yourself than surrounded by people that make you hate yourself.