Quotes from Frank Zappa

Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.

Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.

Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.

Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

You don't dig me, I don't understand what it is, I had my car reupholstered.

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.

Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.

This here song might offend some, if it does it's because your dumb.

She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.

You're baloney without the mayo.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

I searched for years I found no love. I'm sure that love will never be a product of plasticity.