Quotes from Frank Zappa

The poodle bites ; The poodle chews it.

I'll take a drive to Beverly Hills Just before dawn An' knock the little jockeys Off the rich people's lawn An' before they get up I'll be gone, I'll be gone Before they get up I'll be knocking the jockeys off the lawn

Well right about that time, people, A fur trapper Who was strictly from commercial (Strictly Commershil) Had the unmedicated audacity to jump up from behind my igyaloo (Peek-a-Boo Woo-ooo-ooo) And he started in to whippin' on my fav'rite baby seal With a lead-filled snow shoe . . .

This has to be the disease for you Now scientists call this disease Bromidrosis But us regular folks Who might wear tennis shoes Or an occasional python boot Know this exquisite little inconvenience By the name of: Stink Foot

so many books, so little time a

There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!

So many books, so little time

Now air can get through.

So many good books to read, so little time!

Non esiste l'inferno. Esiste la Francia

Socialism produces bad music, bad art, social stagnation and really unhappy people.

I think it is good that books still exist, but they make me sleepy.

A mind is like a parachute. It works better when it's open!

So many books, so little time b

Çok fazla kitap, çok az zaman...

Progress demands deviation from the norm.

All these books and all the less time.

Failure is one of those things that 'serious people' dread. Invariably, the persons most likely to be crippled by this fear are people who have convinced themselves that they are SO bitchen they shouldn't ever be placed in a situation where they might fail. Failure is nothing to get upset about. It's a fairly normal condition; an inevitability in ninety-nine percent of all human undertakings. Success is rare—that's why people get so cranked up about it.

GÅ'upota ma pewien urok- ignorancja nie.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

Andy Devine had a thong rind It was sublime but the wrong kind Have I aligned with a blown mind? Wasted my time on a drawn blind?

there's more stupidity in the universe than there are hydrogen atoms, and it has a longer shelf life

Atâtea c?rÈ›i, atât de puÈ›in timp.

Gustavo Solivellas dice: La religión es excelente para mantener callada a la gente común (Frank Zappa)