Quotes from Frank Zappa

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

Just be glad you don't live in one of those little countries where at this very moment, music is severely restricted, or as it is in Iran, totally illegal.

The NRA, with the fingers on the triggers when they kneel and pray.

The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it's going to bother you...and then, the worse things get.

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.

Consider for a moment any beauty in the name Ralph.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.

When God created Republicans, he gave up on everything else.

Some people... some people like cupcakes Exclusively, while myself, I say, There is naught nor ought there be nothing So exalted on the face of god's grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

. . . behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.

I think that people are entitled to be amused, and entertained. If they see deviations from this classical norm, it's probably good for their mental health.

All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.

My balls feel like a pair of maracas.

I don't expect that Albert Gore is going to become president, and I certainly hope we never see Tipper Gore in the White House. Can you imagine Tipper saying, "Just say no"?

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.

Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower.

Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.

Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.