Quotes from Jennifer Crusie

Your cat just got cat hair on me." "It's only fair," Min said. "Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.

You've lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it.

This is making me crazy. I hate relying on other people to save me, I hate being clingy, I hate it, and every time you show up, I lean on you. - Matilda Scarlet Veronica Betty Vilma Goodnight

Look, I'm not ready for you," Min said. "I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these plans and I mean it, I really do, and then I kiss you because I'm crazy about you which would be fine if I didn't fall in love with you but there that is, just standing there, and you know it, you know you've got me.

I like my afterglow with you in motion. I measure time by how your body sways.

Real life doesn't have to suck.

Trying to seduce Alec at all was a waste of time; he came preseduced anyway. Like a microwave entrée. You pressed his buttons, and he got hot.

There wasn't enough gratitude in the world for a server who kept drinks coming at a time like this.

The last time I saw a brow that low I was watching slides in anthropology class

This is making me crazy. I hate relying on other people to save me, I hate being clingy, I hate it, and every time you show up, I lean on you. - Matilda Scarlet Veronica Betty Vilma Goodnight

A lot of really big trees had died to make that desk. His mother had probably gnawed them down, used her nails to saw the boards, and finished the decorative cutwork with her tongue.

Once you know the truth, it's always obvious

He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much.

Okay, Shane," Agnes said as Brenda's clock gonged midnight. "I got Joey in the kitchen, a cop in the front hall, a dead body in the basement, and you in my bedroom. Where do you want to start?

I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)

Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.

I believe things will work out for us if we just believe in ourselves.

Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that.

I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.

In the bad old days, men kept women from choosing to work. In the bad new days, women keep women from choosing to stay home.

I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother asked my father who he was going down on at lunch.

Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that.

As far as I'm concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.