Quotes About Innuendo

She was pressing her body against his while leaning back from the waist up in that attitude of children and whores.

Oof," replied Easy, trying to loosen the clutch she had on his penis. "Say," noticed Judy, "you've got an erection." "People keep telling me that." "Obviously you're not a rat then. You find me attractive." "It's a simple reflex, ma'am. Anybody who rubbed my leg could produce a similar result." "You're ducking the issue." She stroked the head of his penis twice more and let go.

At least you didn't need to change your breeches." He glanced up again instantly, pinning her eyes with his, his own suddenly gone lambent. "Now why didn't I think of that? Would it inspire you to ravish me?

I'm no prude. I like a witty innuendo, too.

You got your dick in the vagina so much I should just call you a pussy.

I'm a sucker for a guy with a big organ.

According to Tobias, it was more difficult to seduce a stupid woman than an intelligent one because stupid women could not understand innuendo or even connect cause with effect.

Only Jess could make Kleenex sexy.' – Abigail

Oh Ellie, doesn't it make your mouth water?" "It makes me water all right," I said crudely. "But not from my mouth.

It was nothing. We played tic-tac-toe for a while. You know we do that sometimes." "Oh, I know," Teagan says. "Okay, how did you make that sound like we were rolling around ripping off each other's clothes?

Without an understanding of trial by evidence, trial by innuendo might easily triumph.

Work in the kitchen of the inn had provided her with many opportunities to snatch a mouthful of pastry or a choice potato dumpling or a half stein of dark beer, and she had availed herself of most of them—with the result that she possessed a lush and blooming figure of the sort that appeals to men like Lame Hans

You can prick your finger ... Just don't finger your prick.

In some company it's perfectly all right to prick your finger, but very bad form to finger your prick.

Do you know why it is that when a rancher fucks a sheep he does it at the edge of a cliff? It's so the sheep will push back.

Levi's eyebrows were pornographic. If Cath were making this decision just on eyebrows, she would have been "up to his room" a long time ago.

And, no, they haven't done it. I put him out of his misery. Done what? asks Noah. Put the sausage in the cupcake, says Lorcan, draining his coffee. Lorcan! I snap. Don't say things like that! Noah explodes with laughter. Put the sausage in the cupcake! he crows. The sausage in the cupcake! Great. I glare at Lorcan, who stares back, unmoved. And, anyway, cupcake? I've never heard it called that.

In some company it's perfectly all right to prick your finger, but very bad form to finger your prick.

When men committed crimes in the 1930s, they were lauded as public enemies and assigned status as daring desperadoes. Their women were consigned to the back alleys of insults and innuendo.

Sarcasm is the language of the devil.

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? She opens the car door.

What's the speed limit for sex? Sixty-eight. Because at sixty-nine you have to turn around.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. They announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafloppin.

To reap the benefits of GMO technology, the U.S. must ensure that decisions about our food system are made based on science, not innuendo.