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Quotes About Innuendo

The media, itself an arm of mega-corporate power, feeds the fear industry, so that people are primed like pumps to support wars on rumor, innuendo, legends, and lies.
~ Mumia Abu-Jamal
But you're more at home with SQL than socialization: Innuendo wasn't a language they taught in CS lab.
~ Charles Stross
Aingeal , there is only one thing on my body that's ten inches long, and if you'll recall, the scar is no' it.
~ Kresley Cole
Kieffer's Network began to assemble a picture that was as accurate as is possible in an African country where truth must be, at best, approximated from a shifting assemblage of fact, innuendo, rumour, theory and wild speculation.
~ Carol Off
Do . . . you . . . speak . . . English?" she asks. NO, BUT I SPEAK CUNT.
~ Caroline Kepnes
Go in the bathroom and take off your panties.
~ Jaci Burton
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
~ Jim Backus
Drool has sprouted an erection. Let's ask him what he's thinking about. Had his way with a knotted oak on the way here. A right spectacular tree-shagging it was, too. Knocked down enough acorns to feed the village for a week. They wanted to have a special feast day in honor of the git—declare him god of the tree-shag—more fertility symbols there than you can shake a stick at, innit?
~ Christopher Moore
Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.
~ Cassandra Clare
And spare me the jokes about scoring." "Dammit, woman, you read my mind," he said. "Is there no filthy wordplay you can't forsee?" "It's my special magical power. I can read your mind when you're thinking dirty thoughts." "So, ninety-five percent of the time.
~ Cassandra Clare
Gibberish?" Jem suggested "Pornographic?" said Will at the same time. "Could be both," said Will. "Haven't you ever heard of pornographic gibberish before?
~ Cassandra Clare
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
~ Madonna Ciccone
Now if we're finished jousting over sex- Darling,I haven't even picked up my lance. That's a very weak double entendre. She had him there. It's early.why don't you tell me why i'm having breakfast with you. I was up all night. The comment that occurred to him was not only weak,but crude.He let it pass.
~ Nora Roberts
Never, ever say the dildo accidentally turned itself on.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Harvester might have a halo, but dear, sweet Lord, she was no angel in the sack. Awesome.
~ Larissa Ione
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?
~ Graham Chapman
I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.
~ Craig Ferguson
Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.
~ Warren Ellis
Gossip? Me? How would I know about such things?" "Don't think of it as gossip. Think of it as rumor and innuendo.
~ Chet Williamson
Is there anything else you need from me? Ranger asked. Not right now. There will come a time, Ranger said. Let me know when. And he disconnected. I opened the freezer and stuck my head in to cool off. If there'd been any more innuendo in that conversation, I could have fried an egg on my forehead.
~ Janet Evanovich
I bet," Lula said. "If it was me I would have been burning out the motor on my intimate appliances.
~ Janet Evanovich
"Oh, and this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy…"
~ American Pie (1999)
Democracy was wrong, Kahn declared, when "it countenances government commissions giving to endless innuendo and irresponsible gossip the place and the scope that belong to trustworthy testimony.
~ William J. Mann
Let's see what you've got—as the actress said to the bishop
~ Leslie Charteris